We want to create a Best of Naples and Collier County that was fun, entertaining and untainted by commerce. We didn’t care if a merchant advertised with us or not. If they were worthy, they made the list. If someone did advertise, however, we thanked them by including them as a Best.
At least we’re honest.
And, instead of having readers vote, which is a process rife with skullduggery, we sent our award-winning writers and editors out in search of the Best. We came up with a list that’s far from all-inclusive. There are just too many great things about this place we call home. So if we missed a few, we apologize. We’ll try our Best again next year.
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In the meantime, enjoy our 2010 efforts.Cheers.
Things are looking up around Southwest Florida.
OK, so the winter was pretty lousy(where's that global warming, anyway?), but houses are selling, business in general is picking up and everyone seems to have a bit more bounce in their step.
After all, the sun still shines almost every day,and the best beaches and fishing holes are still just minutes away.The sun still sets over the Gulf every night, and the local political theater-of-the-absurd still keeps us entertained.
And of course there's always something new to check out: restaurants, shops and stores,festivals and fundraisers, entertainers and service providers.
To keep up on what makes Naples and all of Collier County so special, Florida Weekly went on the hunt for the Best of... well, everything.
Best place to stop before and after the beach? We got it. Best summer reading list? Check it out.Best use of taxpayers' money? Yep. Best sports fans? We've got the 411. It's all here in our Bests. Have fun. We sure did.
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BEST WAYS TO CELEBRATE NAPLES
>> The Great Dock Canoe Race
>> The Mullet Festivalat Stan’s Idle Hour
>> Swamp Buggy Races
Anywhere else, festivals focused on mud and mullet (the fish, not the hairstyle) and some tricked-up canoes would seem, well, rednecky. But these beloved Collier County traditions manage to pull it off in high style. Proof? The Great Dock Canoe Race, the Mullet Festival at Stan’s IdleHour in Goodland and the Swamp Buggy Races have entertained generations of residents and visitors for decades. And we know many well-to-do Neapolitans who wouldn’t miss these let-your-hair-down festivities.
Details: www.greatdockcanoerace.com,www.stansidlehour.net,
www.swampbuggy.com
BEST HOMEGROWN PRODUCT>>Swamp cabbage
First off, let’s not even consider the proliferation of grow houses for all the correct reasons—plus, those crops aren’t grown naturally. And agribusiness grows lots of stuff, but that’s business. But recall the Florida State Tree, the swamp cabbage (aka, sabal palm or palmetto palm). Delicious cooked or as hearts of palm salad,this is a long-time staple in the Sunshine State. Recipes are available on the Internet, but as it is the state tree,you aren’t supposed to cut it down. Go figure.
BEST PLACE TO VENT>>Immokalee Road and I-75
Affecting a vast number of people is the interminable pace of construction, the unmarked swerving lane changes,the stoppage of time and traffic that make the intersection of Immokalee Road and I-75 the place to amaze yourself, your friends and family with the language you may well spew —words raw enough to stagger a salty sailor and send your mom running for that bar of soap. This Sisyphean experience in existentialangst is where madness lies. Even Bob’s Barricades wants it over.
BEST POWERBROKER>> Ed Morton
Whether it’s economic development orlocal politics, Ed Morton is always behind the scenes and in the know. If it’s good for the Naples and Collier County community, he’s involved, bringing people together and making things happen.
BEST CASE FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION>> Naples City Councilman Sam Saad
Maybe you just forgot that your driver’s license was suspended. And maybe being photographed behind the wheel by the daily newspaper was just bad luck.But maybe, too, a working knowledge of Collier Area Transit might have avoided the whole mess. Just weeks ago, CAT added the first of three new 35-foot buses. They run seven days a week from 6 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. and stop at both Naples City Hall and the Driver’s License Bureau. You need only arrive early at the stop and signal the driver by raising your hand.
BEST USE OF TAXPAYERS’ MONEY >>The Golden Gate Parkway overpass
We rarely get what we pay for, especially when government —local, state or federal — is involved. The Golden Gate Parkway overpass at Airport Pulling Road is a notable (and welcomed) exception. Since it opened nearly three years ago, the $38.3 million project has eliminated traffic snarls at the intersection and routinelysaves motorists 10 to 15 minutes during heaviest commutes.Now, if only Collier County’s traffic planners could tackle that health care thing…
BEST ELEPHANT IN THE LIVING ROOM>>Collier County impact fees
When building was booming, Collier County raised its impact fees on new construction. Now, with building still on the slow side,those fees remain the highest in the state — more than double those of any other county in Florida. Builders and developers say that to build a medical office complex here, the impact fees cost more than the bricks and mortar.
Looks like the fees from new construction that were to benefit the county are actually limiting new construction, thus hurting us. Collier County needs to find new methods of paying for growth, in order toallow some. Otherwise, it’s the construction industry equivalent of redlight cameras, stopping those who’d like togo, and penalizing those who do. Speaking of…
BEST NANNY GOVERNMENT CONUNDRUM>> Redlight cameras
The ever-increasing intrusion of nannygovernment gets most everyone’s shorts in a knot. This isespecially true of the year-old introduction of red lightcameras. There are now 19, with five more to come. More than25,000 no-point, $62 citations have been written, amountingto nearly $1.6 million in revenue, a third of which goes toAmerican Traffic Solutions, which provides and maintains the cameras atno charge in return for a share of the revenue.
People are irked, but we’re payingmore attention to stopping at traffic lights. Issues oflegality,the state eventually wanting some of the revenue,and pro and con red light camera legislation making its wayaround Tallahassee are not yet resolved. But the fact remains thatit’s illegal and dangerous to run a, red light. Sorry, bustedis busted,
whether by Robo Cop or Officer Friendly.
BEST PHOTOGALLERY,WEEKAFTER WEEK>> The Society pages ofFlorida Weekly
OK, so it’s shameless self-promotion,but whether it’s a black-tie dinner or a boots-and-Stetson hoedown,Florida Weekly photographers are there, capturing the fun andfund raising and the people who make it all possible.Throughout the year,we feature photos of people comingtogether for galas and auctions, barbecues and festivals, grandopenings, golf tournaments and fetes of all kinds. Florida Weekly’sSociety pages have become the go-to spot for social gadflies to seethemselves and their friends at their festive best — and forthose who didn’t attend, to regret their decision.
BEST ELEPHANTS FOR ALL TO ENJOY>>The Chardonnay pachyderms
Those precious elephants in front ofChardonnay restaurant on U.S. 41 don’t belong to the public,of course,but they do seem to be a town favorite. What pubpublicly funded art there is to be found in our area issadly limited. Whatever happened to the proposalfor gateway art near the bridge coming into Naples from theEast Trail?
There is, however, a way cool, trulypublic installation at the entrance to the parking garage on EighthStreet South. The city of Naples’ first installment of publicart through an ordinance passed in 2006, “Cambier’s Quilt” consists ofmore than 100 dichroic glass squares that pivot with thewind changing color and wind, reflecting their surroundingsfrom every angle. The 12-foot-tall work was created by artist Mark Fuller of Palm Beach Gardens. More!
BEST CAMERA, NOT AT A RED LIGHT>> Greg Kahn
The National Press PhotographersAssociation picked Greg Kahn of the Naples Daily News as2010 Photo journalist of the Year for a small-market newspaper. Mr. Kahn’sbody of work submitted to the judges includedphotographs of Naples prosthetic specialist Dr. David Trainer fitting a newface on a woman who had been disfigured in a car accident, agroup of third-grade boys eyeing a voluptuous Fernando Boterobronze sculpture during a field trip to the Naples Museum of Art, mourners at the funeral for GuerlineDamas and her five children,whose husband and father had been charged with their murders,and a self-proclaimed “girly girl” getting in shape for Marine Corps basic training. We call thatgetting the picture.
BEST PICTURES TO STIR THE CONSCIENCE>>“Images of Hope: Immokalee – Looking Forward Looking Back”
Brynn Brujin’s searingphotograph s depicting the lives of Immokalee’s migrantworkersare at once disturbing and uplifting. The conditions in whichthese people toil and live haunt you long after you closethe covers of this beautiful, 195-page book that was produced bythe Community Foundation of Collier County as part ofits Immokalee Initiative. Ms. Brujin’s stunning imagesvalidate William Faulkner’s observation that, “Man will not merelyendure: he will prevail.”
Details: www.cfcollier.org
BEST DO-GOODER>>Erica Hinson
She’s a native, a community leader inOld Naples, a long-time ER nurse at NCH and director ofquality management for the Neighborhood Health Clinic. Ifyou’re ever lucky enough to be invited to one of Ms. Hinson’sparties,don’t miss it! The consummate Neapolitan, her liferevolves around what is best for Naples.
BEST ANTI-HERO>>Eddie Filer
At 85 years old, The Sage of the Swamphas his own blog, “The Social Critic,” at HYPERLINK“http://www.naplesnews.com” www.naplesnews.com. Mr.Filer is proudly gay, ant-war, very pro individual rightsand flies his liberal flag with sometimes reckless abandon. Ifhe doesn’t tick you off, and he does a lot of people, yougot tato love him for his courage to address the stickyissueswith intelligence and clear language.
BEST COMMUNITY WATCH DOG>> Penny Taylor
Termed-out member of the Naples CityCouncil, Ms.Taylor first made the news with her opposition to theCoastland Mall. While unsuccessful, she found her voice,gathered support andgot elected. Never a middle ground forthis gal, she is the champion of the Old Guard of Naples.
BEST AGITATORS>>See Anti-Hero and Community Watch Dog
Eddie Filer and Penny Taylor, ifnothing else, puta Maytag to shame for agitation.
BEST MAFIOSO LOOKALIKE>>Tony Marino
Tony Marino doesn’t blend. At 6-foot 3inches,this Brooklyn native has an undeniable presence. When you firstmeet him or look at his Marino Group logo, you instantlythink Scarface, Sopranos or the Godfather. But don’t let the pinkieringorblack Cadillac fool you. In reality, Mr. Marino isinvolved in so many charities and on so many boards, he’sknown more for his generosity and dedication to communityservice than for his business. In fact, some people who’ve known himforyears don’t know what his business is (maybe they’re afraid to ask).
For the record, Mr. Marino is not inwaste management or olive-oil importing. The Marino Group,which consists of Regency Transportation and Marino Parking,provides chauffeured transportation and valet parking. Whenhe’s not volunteering his time and services, he’s in hisoffice, seven days a week, making sure the Marino name is living up tohis high standards.
Details: www.MarinoGroupServices.com;596-5517
BEST FRIENDS NOT ON FACEBOOK>> “Friends of” organizations
Before social networkingtook over, it was easier to know who your friends were. Instead of justsending out or responding to an e-mailed friend request, friends usedtolike the same things, support the same causes and help outwhen there was a need. Just like these “Friends of” organizations do.Because that’s what friends are for.
Details: Friends of the Library ofCollier County:www.collier-friends.org,Friendsof the Collier Museums: www.colliermuseums.org, Friendsof Art: www.thephil.org,Friends of Rookery Bay: www.supportthegulf.org,Friendsof Fakahatchee Strand State Park:
www.friendsoffakahatchee.org,Friendsof Barefoot Beach Preserve: www.friendsofbarefootbeach.org, Friendsofthe Florida Panther Refuge www.floridapanther.org
BEST GREEN ARTIST>>Ken Andexler
Countless painters, sculptors, poetsand the like have been inspired by the natural beauty ofNaples — the powdery beaches, the vivid tropical foliage, the
breathtaking sunsets. But it takes anartist of slightly different vision to be inspired by ourseaside city’s road debris — cigarette butts, cans, bottles,nails,hubcaps, lone shoes and thousands of odd items that are tossed or that fall from cars and trucks intheindustrial park north of Pine Ridge Road. Ken Andexler rideshis bicycle or walks everywhere he goes, keeping his head down as he scours the shoulder of the road for bits andpiecesof trash to turn into art.
His first sculpture was composed ofsome 450 pieces of road debris and was exhibited at The vonLiebig Art Center; several other pieces were displayed at TheBike Route last year. In a perfect world, there wouldn’t beany roadside debris. The next best thing, at least in thisparticular area of North Naples, is an unassuming,refreshingly creative and resourceful recycler.
BEST BOUQUET CROP OF ACCESSORIES>> Wilma Boyd
Whether she’s mentoring youngprofessionals, contributing her time, talent and treasure todozens ofcommunity organizations or running Preferred Travelof Naples as its president and CEO, Wilma Boyd blooms where she’splanted. She’salso known for her collection of jaunty lapel flowers.Mrs. Boyd has alovely blossom to add just the rightdash of colorand style to every suit in her wardrobe. It’s the perfectpersonal signature for the person who helps cultivatecountless good things for the community.
BEST RADIO VOICE>> Kevin Pierce
His daily morning radio program mightbe about sinkholes, invading tropical ants or reverseosmosis.Whatever he’s investigating, Kevin Pierce bringspublic radio listeners closer to the amazing place theylive.“The Florida Environment” airs at 6:49 a.m. Monday throughFridayon 90.1-FM in Southwest Florida and on public radioacross the state. Mr. Pierce generally spends an entire week on atopic,consulting scientists and experts. He draws inspiration from his45years of living in and exploring the place we live. “TheFlorida Environment” has been on the air since 1999.
Details: www.floridaenvironment.com
BEST MULTI-MEDIA PERFORMANCE>>“Connect!” with Jim McLaughlin
If you want to learn how to make thebest of multi-media, connect with McLaughlin — on the radio,online,on TV and/or in print. Mr. McLaughlin’s “Connect!” call-in showairs from noon to 1 p.m. Mondays on WGCU 90.1-FM and covers a varietyof timely local topics, such as: living green, smallbusinesses,regional getaways, public advocacy and the arts.Then he covers the same topic in his half-hour television show, alsocalled“Connect!”, that airs on WGCU-TV at 8:30 p.m.Fridays.Listeners and viewers can also access segments on theshow’s Web site and interact with each other. Finally, related articlesappearin WGCU Public Media’s monthly magazine, Expressions.No matter how you connect with “Connect!”, you get locallygenerated content about the local community. It’s likea technologically advanced discussion around the water cooler.
As the tagline says:“Enlighten.Educate. Engage.” When Mr. McLaughlin retired as a WINK-TVanchorman a few years back, he probably never dreamed he’dwind up on TVagain… and radio, and the Web, and in print.
Details: Noon to 1 p.m. Mondays onWGCU 90.1-FMand 91.7-FM Marco; 8:30 p.m. Fridays on WGCU-TV; www.wgcu.org/connect/
BEST TALK OF THE TOWN, SO TO SPEAK>>Naples Town Hall Distinguished Speaker Series
Going into its 28th year, this localinstitution brings high-profile people from around the worldto town. From politicians to best-selling authors, they neverfail to deliver an unfiltered evening of lively discussion.This year’s speakers included George W. and Jeb Bush, as wellas Malcolm Gladwell and Philippe DeMontebello. We can’t waitto find out who’s coming next year.
Details: www.naplestownhall.org596-6524
BEST SPORTS FANS>>Matt Garry and Becky Catlett
This adorable twosome gives newmeaning to the concept of rabid sports fan. Ardent supportersof the Florida Everblades hockey team, they’re at every homegame at Germain Arena, proudly wearing team jerseys plus matching hardhats cleverly outfitted with flashing, spinning goal lightsthat they illuminate for every Everblades score. ’Bladesgames just wouldn’t be the same without them.
BEST WE’VE-BEEN-PLAYED-LIKE-A-VIOLIN>> The Chicago Cubs
The myth of the Chicago Cubs coming toNaples for spring training had us all duped for a while. Come on now,after decades of sold-out crowds in Mesa, Ariz., the Cubsplayed us off Mesa to get what they wanted from Mesa. Ifanyone believed that the Cubbies were really coming, well,youjust caught a dose of mass hysteria. But it was fun while it lasted,you know, like playing “what if.”
BEST HOMETOWN ATHLETE>>Trevor Moore
When he was 7 years old, Trevor Moorejoined alearn-to-sail program through Naples Sailing Center.And he was hooked. While at Seacrest Country Day
School, he competed in threeworld championships in an Optimist dinghy; before graduatinghighschool from Community School of Naples, he sailed atthe world-class level in the Laser and Club 420 classes. Hewas named College Sailor of the Year and just missedqualifying in the 2007 Olympic sailing trials. Trevor is nowcampaigning to make the 2012 Olympic team. We’re thinking itshould be a breeze.
Details: www.storckmooresailing.com
BEST LOCAL ATHLETE WITHOUT A SPONSOR OR COACH>> Bart Bailey
“You don’t swim fast. You just swimslow, and you just keep on paddling, keep on keeping on…” That’saccording to commercial crabber Bart Bailey. After two waves swampedhisopen boatin the Gulf and he had to jump clear to avoid getting tangledin his traps and drowning in the blue, Mr. Bailey, 50, swam for anafternoon and all night before finally crawling ashore on BarefootBeachnear The Ritz-Carlton early one morning in April.
BEST CURE FORINSOMNIA>> Blue Martini
There have been a lot of stories, someapproaching the status of urban legends, of perfectly normal folkshaving a drink there and forgetting most everything after that untilthe next day. Investigations so far have shown that those who went tothe hospital didn’t have any traces of alien atoms from the periodictable of the elements. It could be that the club’s 3-ounce martiniwould put down the boys on “Mad Men” if they imbibed on an emptystomach.
BEST SIGN OF INTELLIGENT LIFE>> The North Naples Country Clubmarquee
It’s a marquee that lives “in the moment.” On the west side of U.S. 41 between Immokalee andVanderbilt Beach roads,North Naples Country Club owner Mike Combs postshisopinions, politicsand humor in 6-inch tall letters. “Don’t be blue: nodrugs in the drinks here,” was the message regarding awell-publicizedissue at another local bar (see above). Weighing in on a, nationaldebate, heposted,
“If you don’t think immigration control is a problem, ask the American Indians.” And losingelectricity, post-hurricane, “FPL, where are you?” got the lights backon. His is truly a sign of the times.
BEST BARTENDER>>
Tough to single out just one, as thereare many and they come in so many varieties. There are thebottle-tossers, the gruff ones, the genteel ones, the foreign ones, theshot-and-a-beer ones, the I-don’tcare if-you-live-or-die ones. But thelong-reigning Queen of Bartenders is BJ. For many years she held courtat the Riverwalk, but nowadays you’ll find her tending at AliceSweetwater’s new location on Pine Ridge Road in the Crossings shoppingcenter. She knows just about everyone, and in a moment she’ll know you,too. Just tell her everybody sent you.
BEST (AND ONLY)SINGING AUCTIONEER>>Jerry Conti
He’s part of a band called Men O pause,and he’s anin-demand auctioneer for charity events all over town. Nowhe’s combining the two talents to- become the area’s onlysinging auctioneer. His calling, he says, is to “maximize bidderpotential while captivating the non-bidders, who are 90 percent ofattendees.”Live auctions will never be the same. Details:537-2399
BEST MONKEYING-AROUND MASCOT>> Giver
This lovable, 6-foot-tall orangutanappears on behalf of Charity for Change at local schools and promotesgiving as away of living to area students. That’s a serious lesson toimpart, but Giver makes it fun.
BEST UNDERUTILIZED ACTORS>>Megan McCombs and Vic Caroli
The quality of community theater canvary wildly,we agree, but when it comes to The Naples Players, thereare two actors we’d go to see in any show, because they’re so terrific.Unfortunately,they’re not cast very often.
Megan McCombs is the head of KidzActfor the Players, which takes up a lot of her time and energy. We firstsaw herin “The Lion in Winter,” where she knocked us out with herfierceness.She also wowed in “Cabaret,” and is on-stage through May 13as Lady Bracknell in “The Importance of Being Earnest.” Don’t get uswrong:She’s doing a great job with the kids (we loved the KidzActversion of “Thoroughly Modern Millie”). We’d just like to see thetalented Ms.McCombs on stage a little more often.
Ditto for Vic Caroli, whorecently played a laid back psychiatrist in “Crazy Mary.” And as achild’s imaginary playmate in “Moon Over the Brewery,” he stole theshow.
Details: 263-7990 or www.naplesplayers.org
BEST PLACE FOR INTELLIGENTCONVERSATION>> Imagine Solutions
The inaugural conference in Februaryproved that intelligence is indeed sexy (many female attendees wereswooning over economist Niall Ferguson). Searching for SolutionsInstitute brought some of the country’s most beautiful minds to thePhilharmonic Centerfor the Arts for this thought-expanding symposiumtailored to address society’s most pressing issues. Just a word ofcaution for those planning to attend the 2011 event March 21-22:Information overload.You won’t think clearly for days while your brainprocesses all of those sound bites.
Details: www.imaginesolutionsconference.com
BEST PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE>> If you can find it…
There’s a certain chickee hut on thesouthern beaches of Naples —we can’t say exactly where, because gettingthere requires trespassing. A lovely, covered, quiet and serene place,withwater, it seems to be never used. It’s a lovely spot with justthe right amount of risk involved to add even more the goodkind of tension to a great first date.
BEST PLACE TO BREAK UP>>Online
Such unpleasantness. In this ageof non-confrontation some think a text message, cold as asurgical“-ectomy,” is best. But for full frontal assault with
ve vengeance and humiliation arequisite, you just can’t beat Twitter or Facebook. While not exactly aphysical place, itis a viral place, and the community wide impact ismassive. Not for the faint-hearted.
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BEST NEW FESTIVAL>>The Naples International Film Festival
With a premiere that brought theSundance award-winner “The Cove” to Naples before its Academy Award winfor Best Documentary, the Naples International Film Festival set itselfup as atough act to follow. Three days full of great independent filmsonscreens throughout the community, plus a kids’ event with the NewYorkChildren’s Film Festival. Organizers are busy screening contendersfor this year’s offerings, which film aficionados will flock to seeonsilver screens around town Nov. 4-7. Hello, Oscar? It’s Naples calling
Details: www.naplesfilmfest.com
BEST NEW BASH>>The Batfish Bash
The batfish — it really swims in localwaters —was the mascot and theme for Friends of Rookery Bay’s firstsignature event, the Batfish Bash for the Bay. From the cover of theinvitation to the Batfish Brew that welcomed guests and the BatfishBoogie that everyone danced, this is one fish that was not out ofwater.The whole event went “swimmingly,” raising more than $30,000 for youthscience education, research activities and outreach programs. Details: www.rookerybay.org417-6310
BEST CHARITY EVENT >>TheNaples Winter Wine Festival
Since its inception, the Naples WinterWine Festival has ranked as one of the most lucrative charity wineevents inthe world. This year’s more than $8 million take brings to$82.5million the event has raised over a decade ofstar-studded,no-expense spared annual bashes. This year’s lineup ofchefs included Thomas Keller, Daniel Boulud, Dean Fearing and EmerilLagasse, all who partnered with celebrated vintners to presentmulti-course dinners at private estates, followed the next day by themain event, the auction at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Resort. Beneath thefrivolity of the glittering three-day event lies a serious purpose:funding 20 local charities that benefit underprivileged children,including Boys andGirls Clubs of Collier County, Guadalupe Center ofImmokalee andRedlands Christian Migrant Association.
Details: www.napleswinefestival.com
BEST WINE AND FOOD FESTIVAL THAT DOESN’TCOST $7,500 PER COUPLE>>The Southwest Florida Wine & Food Fest Forthose with altruismin their hearts but a bit less disposable income intheir wallets, theSouthwest Florida Wine & Food Fest provide sample opportunitytowine and dine well and bid freely. Like the Naples to-do, it beginswithvintner dinners in private homes and is followedthe next day by thegrand tasting and auction at Miromar Lakes Beach& Golf Club.This year’s fest raised $900,000 to support TheChildren’s Hospital ofSouthwest Florida as well as the pediatric nursing program at EdisonState College and a health-field-related scholarship at Florida GulfCoast University.Details: www.swflwinefest.org
BEST CHARITY EVENT THAT’S NOT THE NAPLES WINTER WINE FESTIVAL>>Magic Under the Mangroves
For its 40th anniversary six yearsago, the Conservancy of Southwest Florida celebrated its signatureeventon campus in a tent decorated to recreate a beautiful mangrovessetting. It was magical, and it continues to be. Magic raised more than$400,000 this year to protect Southwest Florida’s natural environment.The eco-friendly event also practices what it preaches, withearth-friendly décor, sustainable fabrics and materials, low-energylighting and recycling and waste reduction efforts at everyopportunity.Save the date: March 3, 2011. Details: www.conservancy.org
BEST ANTI-GALA>>Rockabye Collier
Partiers left their gowns and tuxedosat home andunleashed their inner rock stars at the second annualRockabye Collierto raise money for the Children’s Hospital of SWF’spediatric specialty clinic opening this summer in Naples. It was jeansand leather jackets for a night of dancing to classic rock ’n’ rollunder the stars atWaterside Shops. Rock on!
BEST WAY TO PLAN YOUR SOCIAL SEASON WITHOUT AN APP>>TheNaples Illustrated Charity Register
Neapolitans plan their annualcharitable intentions by this gold standard, the tell-all and do-allreference forNaples’ coming social season. Not only does this previewdish out the details of can’t-miss galas, soirees and invite-onlyevents, it all showcases
be wearing … now if the gowns andbaubles we should only there were a way to sync it with our phones.Hinttaken
BEST-HUMORED GUESTS>>Celebration of Horsepower
Those attending the Naples MoneyManagement Celebration of Horsepower (aka “The Washout at Wrenwood’)kept their spirits high despite the torrential downpour and close-bylightning strike. Arriving for an elegant polocrosse match and picnictobenefitNaples Equestrian Challenge, hundreds of guests and volunteersinstead dashed, rain-soaked but cheerful, from the tents to a nearbystable for shelter from the storm.
BEST FREE SHOWS IN TOWN DURING SEASON>> Cambier Park Band Shell
Bring a lawn chair and pick a spot inthe sun or shade at Cambier Park, then sit back and listen to theNaplesDaily News Jazz Band, Naples Concert Band, Gulf Coast Big Band, MusicMakers, Southwest Florida Big Band and the Naples Jazz Orchestra. Allthe showsare free. With all the money you save, you can take yourselfout for lunch or dinner along Fifth Avenue South before or afterthe show.
Details: www.naplesgov.com213-3058123
BEST FREE SUMMER SHOWS IN TOWN>>SummerJazz on the Gulf
You just can’t beat these concerts atthe NaplesBeach Hotel & Gulf Club. You’re out there on WatkinsLawn nextto the beach. There’s ample food and drink, and the acts arealways hip.
A growing tradition is renting a roomoverlooking the concert and filling it with friends and family and,well, whatever else you may need. This year’s Summer Jazz schedule:7-10p.m. June 26,July 24, Aug. 28 and Sept. 18, summer stormsnot withstanding.
Details: www.naplesbeachhotel.com;261-2222
BEST SUMMER READING LIST>>The Critic’s Choice
Elaine Newton’s summer reading list iseagerly awaited by the more than 1,000 fans that turn out for hermonthly Critic’s Choice book talks at the Phil during season. The listof new,literary novels spreads far and wide, as recipients share itfriends and take it along when they go up north or overseas for thesummer. From the list, Dr. Newton chooses the books she’ll lecture onnextseason. Not only is she a great interpreter of literature, she alsohasan eye for excellence: her choices often go on to win prizes orbe short-listed for prestigious awards.
Among the 36 titles on this summer’slist are:“The Red Thread” by Ann Hood, “Naked Juliet” by Nick Hornby,“The Lacuna” by Barbara Kingsolver, “Chronic City” by Jonathan Lethem,“Letthe Great World Spin” by Colum McCann, “The Three Weissmansof Westport” by Cathleen Schine and “Brooklyn” by Colm Toibin. Check’emout as part of what you do this summer.
Details: See the full list at www.thephil.org
BEST SECOND ACT WE CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE (AND HEAR)>>Opera Naples
OK, so Opera Naples wasn’t chosen bethe resident opera company at the Philharmonic Center for the Arts.We’ll probably never know the whole story, but we do know the littleopera company that could has more than enough talent, determination andsupport tokeep belting out breathtaking arias.
The fat lady hasn’t sung yet. In fact,she’s just warming up, with a new Opera Naples Guild gaining momentumand plans well under way for the Opera Naples Center for the PerformingArts in a 20,000-square-foot building on Linwood Avenue. After anestimated $5million in renovations, the center will set the standardfor redevelopment of the Davis Triangle area as the gateway to theCollier County Community Redevelopment Agency’s Arts andCulturalDistrict. Bravo!
Details: www.operanaples.org514-SING
BEST NEW HANGOUT FOR WINE LOVERS>> Decanted
It’s the new kid on the block, butDecanted has already gained a following of wine and beer lovers withitsinnovative tastings and focus on boutique wineries and microbrews. Awine store and tasting bar, Decanted offers a wide range of products tosample.One night, it features wines rated 90 points or higher by theexperts; another night might focus on how to pair wine and chocolate,the basics of sake or the beers of Belgium. Beverages are oftenaccompanied by complementary munchies.
In addition to stocking a wealth ofinteresting,well-priced wines and beers, partners Jessica Palmer and AlFialkovich always manage to impart advice in a friendly,non-threateningway. May we propose a toast?
Details: 1410 Pine Ridge Road;434-1814
BEST NEW SUPPORT GROUP FOR OENOPHILES>>The Wine Tasters of Naples
In just three years since NeapolitanDan Leaman founded it, this group has grown from 17 members to morethan500.While they all appreciate sipping fine wines in a socialatmosphere,the Wine Tasters of Naples also know the importance ofsupporting local charities and businesses. The group’s first bigfundraiser, Cheers for Charity held at Lely Resort, sold out in Marchand raised $42,000 forYouth Haven, St. Matthew’s House and The Shelterfor Abused Women& Children. They’ve also purchased more than$3,000 in medical supplies, food, water, baby formula and otheressentials and worked with the American Red Cross to fly the suppliestoearthquake ravaged Haiti on a member’s private jet (at his expense).Here’s to whatever cause the Wine Tasters of Naples decide to getbehindnext.
BEST STRANGE BOOKSET RIGHT HERE>> “The Horror of Collier County”
If you have an edition, hold onto it.Originally published by Dark Horse comics in 2001 and now out of print,“The Horror of Collier County” by Rich Tommaso is the book form ofhis five-part comic book series of the same name. Punk rock mommyvisits Mom and fights zombies with a weed whacker. Evil is everywhere.’nufsaid.
BEST ACT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN’T HEARD OF (YET)>>
Nathan Brooks This Naplessinger/songwriter blendsacoustic soul, soaring harmonies and lyrics ofhope. As he says, “Dreamin truths” — which is what he’s doing as hetunes up for a trip in late May to L.A. to record his first full-lengthrecord.
Have a listen: www.myspace.com/nathanbrooks.
BEST PLACE TO DINE WITH FIDO>> Fred’s Diner
Tired of feeling guilty for going outwhile your loyal canine vegetates at home? Have your dog and eat yourdinner, too, at Fred’s Diner. Named for the owners’ RubenesqueChihuahua, the placeis hugely dog friendly, from the playful paw printson the menus to the dogs-are-always-welcome patio complete with waterbowls. Pups and their people congregate on the shaded patio, oftengathering in groups so that everyone can socialize. The patio is alsothe site of frequent benefits for canine-related causes, raising moneyand awareness for rescue groups and sanctuaries throughout the area.Lots of restaurants tolerate dogs, but few make them feel as doggonewelcome at Fred’s.
Details: Uptown Plaza, 2700 ImmokaleeRoad; 431-7928
BEST PLACE TO PARTY WITH YOUR POOCH>> Yappy Hour at the Dock
Starting May 18 and every Tuesdayfrom5-6:30 paw tracks to Yappy Hour p.m. through the summer,makeat the Dock at Crayton Cove. On the outdoor terrace, pups andtheir people get together to get acquainted, have a drink and a snack(waterbowls and dog cookies provided) and savor the breeze offNaplesBay.It’s a waggin’ good way to come unleashed.
Details: www.dockcraytoncove.com263-9940
BEST PLACE FOR SUSHI ON THE WATER>> Snook Bight YachtClub Marina and Bayfront Bistro
If you love sushi, fresh and rolled bya pro, and enjoy dining waterside, Snook Bight Yacht Club &Marina and Bayfront Bistro is pure bliss. The back bay views from thepromenade orupstairs on the deck are spectacular. They also serve agreat Sunset Mojito and 50 wines by the glass. Come by boat to Marker27on Estero Bay or arrive by car, mid-island on Fort Myers Beach, behindthePublix. Sushi chef James puts his Bangkok and New York trainingandexperience to work and presents an amazing selection of thefinest sushi.
Details: www.snookbightmarina.comorwww.bayfrontbistro.com;463-3663
BEST PLACE TO CHANNEL YOURINNER RINGO >> The PercussionSummit
Few concerts are as creative andintensely satisfying as the Percussion Summit at the PhilharmonicCenterfor theArts every September. Started by Naples PhilharmonicOrchestra’s principal timpanist John Evans, the concert brings inmusicians from orchestras around the state and guest artists who’vekeptthe beat with the likes of Fleetwood Mack, Jay-Z and Stevie Wonder.Theytake part in workshops throughout the day and end the summit with abang-upperformance that’s as educational as it is entertaining,utilizing every kind of drum imaginable, as well as other percussiveinstruments such as xylophones and marimbas. Last year’s show evenincluded garbage cans. Always full of surprises, the family friendlyconcert makes youwant to be like Todd Rundgren and “bang on the drumsall day.”
Details: www.thephil.org597-1900
BEST PLACE TO SEE MEN IN SKIRTS>> The Pub at Mercato
OK, so most of the adorablekilt-wearing waiters at The Pub at Mercato don’t go commando like theScots (we asked), but those bare legs and knees sure make a girlimagine. And if you’relucky, you’ll even get the table with the throne,the most popular seatin the house. Details: 594-2748
BEST WEE BIT OF THE HIGHLANDS, NO I.D. REQUIRED>>Barron Collier High School Band
Who knew the “cougar” was Scottish?The Barron Collier High School Cougar Band has pipers and highland stepdancers who don authentic attire and perform at weddings, funerals andother events. And, in a wee bit of even better news, the entire band isone of 12 U.S. schools invited to perform in London’s 2011 New Year’sDay Parade and Festival. Aye, the lads and lassies will have a tripto remember.
BEST PLACE TO GET SOMECULTURE>> The PhilharmonicCenter for theArts
When it comes to arts venues inSouthwest Florida, nothing can surpass the Philharmonic Center for theArts, which stands head and shoulders above the rest in size, stature,budget and varietyof programming. The Phil has put Naples on the map interms of culture,turning it from a sleepy little coastal town into aplace where you cansee opera diva Renee Fleming, violin virtuoso ItzhakPerlman, the Miami City Ballet, Hubbard Street Dance Chicago andBroadway singers in acabaret setting — all in one season. And that’sjust the beginning ofthe list. It’s a unique set-up. Go ahead, try toname another arts venue that houses an orchestra, performance hall,learning center andart museum. And to think it was all started bysomeone who came here toretire.
Details: www.thephil.org597-1900
BEST PLACE TO GET YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW>> The Great Venetian Duck Race
When nearly 10,000 rubber ducks werereleased intoVenetian Bay in February, the race was on. And when thefeathers had cleared, close to $275,000 was raised to benefit theChildren’s Museum of Naples. When C’mon opens next year in NorthCollierRegional Park,the 30,000-square-foot museum will be the place for yourkids and grandkids to show you what play is really about. It’s allgood,because the research says play is serious business that helpsyoungsterson the journey to adulthood (an adulthood in which they might racerubberducks in a nearby bay).
Details: www.cmon.org514-0084
BEST PLACE YOU NEVER HEAR ‘DON’T TOUCH THAT!’>>The Rookery Bay touch tank
What goes into the touch tank at theRookery Bay Environmental Learning Center? Interesting critters thatthebiologists find in our local bay waters. Young visitors learn firsthandabout species such as horse conch, sea stars and crabs. Explore evenfurther by enjoying the 2,300-gallon aquarium, interactive exhibits, art gallery, butterfly garden, nature films,special events,gift shop and more. Rookery Bay offers Free Frid Fridaysfor kids 12and under from June 11 to Oct. 29.
Details: www.rookerybay.org300Tower Road; 417-6310
BEST PLACE TO EAVESDROP>>First Watch restaurants
It’s not like you’re trying to benosy; sometimes you just can’t help but overhear. At First Watch, youcan find out who got the new listing on a Port Royal estate (and whodidn’t), who’s going to be running for city council or countyCommission(and who’s infor a surprise), and who’s going to need a divorceattorney (other thanthe one their spouse just retained), all in thetime it takes to nosh some fresh fruit and a frittata. Knowledge, afterall, is power. Andit’s not like you were trying to listen in...
Details: www.firstwatch.comBanyanat Gulfshore;
7163 Radio Road; Granada Shoppes;Marquesa Center
BEST-KEPT SECRET>>The English Pub on Linwood
Florida’s oldest authentic English pubhas been serving Belhaven Scottish ale and Sweeney Todd’s pie for morethan 40 years, but remains under the radar, thanks to larger marketingdollars spent by some of those pseudo pubs out there. Check out thebawdy QuizNight every Thursday, televisions blaring cricket, rugby andfootball (that’s soccer to the Brits) and the Robert Burns Dinner, anannual celebration of Highland flings, haggis-and-whiskey pairings andmen in kilts.
Details: www.naplesenglishpub.com
2408 Linwood Ave.; 775-3727
BEST EASY ESCAPE>>Apitcher of sangria at IM Tapas
No, you’re not in a café about towatch yourcollege roommate run with the bulls. But after a pitcher ofhomemade sangria at IM Tapas, it won’t matter. This true taste of Spainis often duplicated in America but rarely perfected, as it is here.Chefs Mary Shipman and Isabel Pozo Polo probably won’t reveal theirsecret sangria ingredients, but a course of croquettes andcider-steepedchorizo will complete the transcontinental experience.
Details: www.IMTapas.com965FourthAve. N.; 403-8272
BEST PLACE TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER COLLEGIATE>>Beer pong at the Sand Bar
Every Saturday night, the pool tablesat Marco Island’s Sand Bar are transformed into a game found at everyfrat house around the country, requisite red Solo cups included. Beerpong contestants vie for restaurant gift certificates and, ofcourse, bragging rights. There’s no real ability required, and loserssimply get to drink more beer.
Detail s : 826 E. Elkcam Circle;642-3625
BEST PLACE FOR FAKIN’ IT>>Karaoke at South Street
Kind of like disco, karaoke — therefuge of wannabes and those who drink-and-croon — just won’t go away.Consensus has it that South Street Oven & Grill at GoodletteandPineRidge roads has an enthusiastic and forgiving crowd on Tuesdaynights.
Details: www.southstreetnaples.com435-9333
BEST AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON>>A Black ’n’ White at Regina’s
Few things can compare to a Black ’n’White malt(with two straws) at Regina’s Ice Cream, the old fashionedice-creamparlor on Fifth Avenue South. Sure, there are 50 flavors tochoose from, but try the malted vanilla ice cream with chocolatesyrup milkshake first. It just might make the earth move for you.
Details: 824 Fifth Ave. S.; 434-8181
BEST LATE-NIGHT FOOD>>TheClock
If you put aside the interstate exitjoints, there’s really only one 24-hour place to eat in Naples, andthat’s The Clock. On the big menu you’ll find something to satisfy themunchie sand meals of enough substance and good grease to soak up anevening’s fun. And the late-night people watching is great, too.Reportsare that there are more cabs in and out of there in the wee hours thanat any other time or place in town.
Details: 670 Tamiami Trial N. Naples;261-6724
BEST PLACETO CANOODLE>>Angelina’s Ristorante
For the ultimate romantic spot, try toland aplush and oh-so-private semi-circular banquette atAngelina’s Ristorante, replete with tufted chenille backrests and aglittering chandelier overhead. When you’re not gazing into eachother’seyes, exchanging saliva or feeding each other tantalizing Italianmorsels, you’ll be
air which mesmerized by views of the26-foot-high,air conditioned the wine tower, and the ease with whichsommelier fliesup and down its spiral staircase. the object of youraffection to abottle of Barolo and rcase. Treat watch the fun. Or justcan oodle untilit arrives. Details: 24041 S. Tamiami Trail, BonitaSprings; 390-3187
BEST LOCAL HANGOUT>>Harold’s Place >> Club Sushi>> FujiyamaSteak & Seafood House
When Regis asks you to name the bestlocal hangoutin Naples, you don’t need a lifeline. These threerestaurants are co-owned and co-located, so when it comes to Harold’stropical chickeebar for Naples’ best burger, Club Sushi for Naples’best sushi bar, or Fujiyama for the ultimate Hibachi table, you don’thave to choose. Just ask the friends, neighbors and co-workers you’llsee there any night. All three are the best local hangout. And that’sour final answer.
Details: 2555 Ninth St. N.
• www.naplesharoldsplace.com263-7254
• www.naplesclubsushi.com261-4332
• Fujiyama -Steakhouse of Japannaplesfujiyama.com; 261-4332
BEST PLACE TO GET DOWNAND DIRTY>> The Red Neck Yacht Club
It’s a bit of a road trip, but worthit for off-road groupies yearning for a weekend’s worth of playing inthe mud. Denny Kelly opened The Red Neck Yacht Club in Punta Gorda lastyear to the delight of mud adventurers near and far. They bring theirtents orpull up in mammoth RVs to stay at the one-mile-by-two-mileexpanse of dedicated off-road adventure on all-terrain vehicles. Thisisthe place for mudders to get muddy, get cleaned up and get muddy again.At night,there are fireworks, sometimes. Sometimes there’s liveentertainment. But there are always campfires, bonfires and contests ofman versus terrain.
It took Mr. Kelly more than threeyears to get his park, an old potato farm, into perfect riding shape ashe supervised nearly every detail. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotto do it.
Details: www.redneckyachtclubfl.com
BEST PLACE TO GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN’>> The Iron Rhino Saloon
If you’re born to be wild, Iron Rhinois a bestbet. The biker bar about eight miles east of Collier Boulevardat the intersection of U.S. 41 and State Road 92, is packed to thegillson weekends with people who like their bikes. Leathers andhighly decorated helmets are all the rage, so ride on over and wearyourbest biker fashions if you want to get noticed. Things like bikiniand tattoo contests, live music and dancing keep the crowd all riledup.A sif bikers need any help with that.
Details: www.ironrhinosaloon.com393-3974
BEST LIVE MUSIC>>Bayshore Landing Café
Bigger towns than ours have lots ofsports to choose from for live music, often with each specializing in acertain genre. Not here. We’re just not big enough to support all that—
and isn’t that the way we want it? But there is this one place thatseems to offer it all. Depending on the night, Bayshore Landing Caféhas blues, open-mic, singer/ songwriters, bluegrass and Americana aswell as featured acts. Open Tuesday through Sunday. It’s asmallvenue, so get there early. Deserves a Google and a look-see.
Details: 2727 Bayshore Drive, behindthe Texaco;417-2218
BEST OL’ BLUE EYES INTOWN B >>SafeFinancial Solutions LLC
Patrick Esce looks enough like a youngChairman ofthe Board, that his hundreds of clients in Naples, Marco andBonita have filled his office with Frank Sinatra memorabilia. And whenhe’s not providing clients with safe, no-market-risk solutions tosavings and retirement concerns, you might find him waiting his turn ata karaoke microphone. Because, frankly, he sounds like Ol’ BlueEyes,too. Which makes for safe financial solutions you can swing alongto.Start spreading the news...
Details: www.mysafefinancial.com3811Airport
Road N.; 403-SAFE (7233)
BEST CAR RIDE YOUR FOUR-LEGGED FRIEND WILL THANK YOU FOR LATER>>The Collier Spay Neuter Clinic
OK, maybe Fluffy and Fido aren’texactly expressing gratitude, but pet owners all over Collier Countyandbeyond are giving thanks for the Collier Spay Neuter Clinic, whichofferslow-cost sterilization for dogs and cats. Since opening lastAugust,the not-for-profit operation has nipped and tucked some 3,000animals.A sterilized animal generally has fewer health and behavioralissues, thereby increasing the odds it will remain in its home, andbecause it won’t reproduce, fewer unwanted animals wind up in shelters.CSNC also gives discounts to rescue groups and those who tend to feralcat colonies when they bring in animals for spay and neuter procedures.We call that being a dog’s — and cat’s — best friend.
Details: www.collierspayneuter.org2544Northbrooke
Plaza Drive; 514-SNIP (7647)
BEST PAIN RELIEVER>>Dr. Gregory Flynn, Pain Specialists of Florida
If you’re living with pain, you’re notreally living at all. Pain Specialists of Florida has helped thousandsof people overcome mild to debilitating neck, back and spine pain,whether from acute or chronic injury or from a congenital disorder. Dr.Flynnand Pain Specialists of Florida are leaders in providingminimally invasive spinal diagnostic and treatment techniques. Theyoften help patients return to a quality of life they could only imaginebefore treatment.
Details: www.yourpaindoctor.com514-5005
BEST RELIEF FROM THE COMMON COLD>>Matzo ball soup at Stage62Deli
It doesn’t come in a box from thecorner drugstore, and you can’t pick it up at the doctor’s office. It’smatzoball soup. New Yorkers have long known the power of thisbrothy concoction in combating the common cold. Congested Naples isthanking Stage 62 Deli at Mercato for making the hearty, healing soupavailable in large quantities.
Details: www.stage62deli.com597-2800
BEST $51.59 HOT DOG>>Costco
That’s $50 for an annual membership,plus $1.59 for the best hot dog in town and a soda (refills included).After that, take your appetite with you every time you head out tostockup at the big box superstore. The meal will be the only thing you don’thave to figure out where to put when you get home.
BEST PLACE TO STRETCH A DOLLAR>> Miromar Outlets
With more than 140 top designer andbrand-name outlet stores, if you start at one end of Miromar Outletsandshop your way to the other, you can stretch your dollar approximatelytwo miles.You might wear out some shoe leather, but don’t worry: you’llencounterlots of footwear stores for replacements along the way — aswell as apparel, accessories, house wares and furnishings, children’sclothing,jewelry, handbags, luggage and other stores — where you’llsave up to70 percent off retail prices. At Miromar Outlets, you canfill more bags for the buck and you can dine, drink and be entertainedalong the way. Don’t miss the snowy white Pekin ducks as you stretchyour dollar around the Nike fountain, the big golden koi fish nearNeiman Marcus Last Call or the turtles near Eddie Bauer Outlet.
Details: www.miromaroutlets.com
BEST PARKING-LOT RESCUE>>Collier Valet
Imagine her dismay when one of FloridaWeekly’s own learned from the valet that her car wouldn’t start at theend of along night at one of the biggest soirees of the year. Amost accommodating young man named Chris of Collier Valet valiantlytried jumping the battery, but to no avail. When it looked like AAAwould be the only way out of the parking lot, Chris’ colleague Kimberlytook alook and noticed a crack in the plastic casing around the key.She squeezed it together just right, carefully put the key in theignition and turned. The car started perfectly. “I saw this same thingat the Port Royal Club a couple of weeks ago,” she said in adelightful Southern drawl as she sent us on our way.
BEST MECCA OF ORGANICPURITY>> Food and Thought
The sign out front says it all:“Militantly organic, so you don’t have to be.” That’s the philosophy ofFrank Oakes, proprietor, farmer and steadfast organic advocate who hasgrowna small vegetable market into a thriving store that stocks a hostof organic produce, meats, dairy, packaged and canned goods. Tuckedwithin the store is a café that sells smoothies, juices, cooked and rawdishes and freshly baked cookies and cakes that are both organic anddelicious.
Operating under Gandhi’s belief thatyou must bethe change you wish to see in the world, Mr. Oakes strivesto make both customers and his employees happier, healthier and moreself-reliant.
Details: 2132 Tamiami Trail N.;213-2222
BEST PLACE TO PREPARE FOR HURRICANE SEASON>>Storm Smart
The largest storm protection companyin Southwest Florida, Storm Smart is made up of
hi idd pros that know how to fortify ahome against strong winds and rain. Aside from their impressiveproduct line, the company itself is a source of regional pride, havingbeen named one of the fastest growing, privately held corporationsin America by Inc. Magazine. Furthermore, CEO Brian Rist wasrecently named Small Businessman of the Year for the South Floridadistrict ofthe U.S. Business Administration.
Details: www.stormsmart.com278-7950
BEST ‘CRACKER’ FOOD>>Cracklin’ Jacks
Catfish. Gator tail. Frog legs. Hungryyet? This Southern-style menu also includes baby back ribs, countryfried steak,fried chicken livers and other dishes that pay homage tothe Southwest Florida environment, such as shrimp and grouper. Thesidesare served family-style, and the wait staff just keeps bringing themuntil you’refull. Don’t get dressed up; this is a comfortable, casualplace with country music (live bluegrass on Fridays) and rolls of papertowels on the tables.
Details: 9080 Collier Blvd.; 774-6000
BEST PLACE TO BRING ON A BRAIN FREEZE>> Cesibon
If your taste buds crave frozengratification,Cesibon can deliver with only one-third the guilt. That’sbecause owner Fabrice Molrazel’s decadent gelatos have just 33 percentof the fat content of ice cream. That might seem unfathomable as yourtongue sinks deep into the rich, creamy splendor of dark chocolatealmond or mint chocolate chip gelato, but it’s true (although by thenyou aren’t likely to care). For the more virtuous, there are alsosorbets (made without milk and with fewer calories than gelato or icecream), which Mr. Molrazel creates on the premises along with thegelato. Frozen yogurt, including fat-free and sugar-free versions, isavailable, too.The French-born proprietor can also whip up a wickedcrepe, stuffed with your choice of fillings. Have ham if you must, butwe vote for chocolate with gelato on top!
Details: Market Plaza, 8807 TamiamiTrail N.;566-8363
BEST BIG PLACE TO FIND A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING>>Big Cypress Marketplace
Where else can you score a 10-pack oftube socks, get your teeth whitened and catch dinner and a show?This ever-expanding shopping destination is a flea market sans theflea,thanks to air conditioning, a winery and tiki bar andeven accommodating chauffeurs who will shuttle you and your purchasesto your car aboard a golf cart. The opening of a dinner theater evenmakes the marketplace date-worthy.
Details: www.bigcypressmarketplace.com774-1690
BEST WAY TO BEG FORGIVENESS>> Diamond Districtin thedoghouse? Jason and Todd atthe DAbe Diamond District can help you outwith that. After a combined 40 years in the jewelry business, thesegentlemen know well the effect the perfect ring or brooch can have fornot just those romantic occasions, but the ones where you’ve reallyblown it. Their expert staff will help you pick the perfect shapes andcuts of diamond.Consider a traditional round brilliant or princess cut, or maybe something different: half-moons, trapezoids,ezoids trillions bullets cushion trillions, bullets, and radiant cuts,elegant Asscher and emerald cuts, long-treasured oval, marquise andpearshapes.
Details: www.diamonddistrictusa.com26251S. Tamiami Trail; 947-3434
BEST PLACE TO OUTFIT YOUR THRIFTY INNER DIVA>> Cinderella’s Closet
We loved the concept of Cinderella’sCloset and hope it happens again next year. As a benefit for YMCA ofthePalms and the Children’s Advocacy Center, some best-dressed Neapolitansturned into fairy godmothers, cleaning out their own closets and thendonating designer clothing and accessories to fill Cinderella’s Closet.Set up in a storefront at Collection at Vanderbilt, the closet openedfor VIP shoppers one evening and to the public the next day. Everybodycame out ahead: The fairy godmothers got much needed room for newthingsin their closets; thrifty fashionist as scored some fabulous nearly-newthings for theirs; and two great organizations got funds for theircoffers to help continue their efforts on behalf of Collier Countychildren. Bippity-boppity boo!
BEST PLACE TO LEAVEHUBBY WHILE YOUR NO-WORRIES DIVA HEADS TOWATERSIDE>> The new PGA TOURSuperstore
It’s an indoor play land for golfers,with sixhigh-tech simulators, a huge putting green, a chipping areaand practice bays. There are PGA pros on hand, club repair andfitting.There’s also golf and tennis apparel and equipment. You mightnot gethim to leave!
Details: 2135 Tamiami Trail N.,384-6380
BEST TREASURE HUNTERS>>Certified Jewelers
By making direct buying trips toBombay and Surat, India, and Antwerp, Belgium — three of the majordiamond cutting centers in the world — Certified Jewelers bypasses themiddlemen who inflate the wholesale costs of diamonds by as much as 50percent. That gives them thousands of precious gems for you to choosefrom. They also offer estate jewelry and jewelry repair, and they buyjewelry, diamonds and gold. When it comes to jewelry, they’reCertified,of course.
Details: www.certifiedjewelersnaples.com2314Immokalee Road; 513-0942
BEST-LAID PLANS>>The Outpatient Pediatric Specialty Clinic
The Children’s Hospital of SouthwestFlorida will open its Outpatient Pediatric Specialty Clinic this fallatthe corner of Goodlette and Immokalee roads. The clinic will bringspecialists in eight fields, including oncology and neurology, toNaplesso that children battling life-threatening illnesses can receivetreatment close to home. That’s a great thing for them as well as fortheir parents, who often must juggle work and many other obligationswhile helping their little ones get well.
BEST CARE FORTHE WORKING POOR>> Neighborhood Health Clinic
Created from the idea that affordablehealth care should be available to everyone, the Neighborhood HealthClinic,staffed by volunteer doctors, does just that. For fees basedon individual financial circumstances, the clinic treats anyone who hasa job. It’s healthy for them, and healthy for our entire community.
Details: www.neighborhoodhealthclinic.org261-6600
BEST PLACE TO MEET MICKEYAND MINNIE WITHOUTA TICKET TO DISNEY>> Inside Out FurnitureWarehouse. In Central Florida, Mickey and Minnie are lovablemice in Naples,Mickey and Minnie are the Yorkiepoos who arealways happy to see you at Inside Out Furniture Warehouse. Mickey andMinnie know their way around the 10,000-square-foot warehouse like it’stheir own Magic Kingdom.From bedroom, dining room and living roomfurniture, to sink vanities, outdoor furniture and accessories, thedogscan sniff out the best wholesale-to-the-public prices like there’s noTomorrowland. And they always make sure owners Iris and Bruce Sisslertreat you like their best friends.
Details: 2097 Trade Center Way;592-1387
BEST BET FOR THE BEST BIDS>> Bristol Trading Company
Whether you’re settling an estate,liquidating personal property or just hoping to get the best price forsomething you want to sell, Bristol Trading Company runs constantauctions for high-end, gently used valuables. It manages the entiresales process, from the initial valuation of your items to packing andshipping tobuyer — and issuing you a check. Just bring your items toBristol orcall to arrange a pickup. Its Internet auction venue offersa sophisticated way to find the eager buyers who will ensure yourhighes treturn. Sold!
Details: www.btcauctions.com79110th St. S.; 352-6400
BEST COMPANY NAME THAT DESCRIBES WHAT A COMPANY DOES>>Mr. Shower Door
Following a business tradition set bytheir parents, Keith and Douglas Daubmann were just honored by the U.S.Small Business Administration as a Family- Owned Small Business of theYear.Keeping a focus on frameless shower doors and tub andshower enclosures, Mr. Shower Door specializes in bathroom remodelingjobs.And that focus has paid off, with more than 12,000 showerdoors installed in the past few years. A national glass industrytrade magazine called theirs “the best shower door in the UnitedStates.” And that’s why we call them Mr. Shower Door.
Details: www.mrshowerdoor.com13500Tamiami Trail N.; 596-3255
BEST PLACE TO TREAT YOUR FEET>> Abbey Carpet &Floor
Think of your feet. They stand in lineat intermission at the Phil, run through the rain when you’redowntown with no umbrella, and walk the length of the RSW garage whenyou forget where you parked. Why not treat them to a stroll throughAbbey Carpet& Floor of Naples? Abbey’s 20,000-square-footshowroom features hardwoods from around the world, tile and stone youwon’t see anywhere else, beautiful and dramatic carpets and more than5,000 area rugs. And you can always say you didn’t do it for yourself;you did it for your feet.
Details: www.buyabbey.com13250Tamiami Trail N.; 596-5959
BEST PLACE TO WAX ON, WAX OFF>>European Wax Center
At European Wax Center, the focus ison complete skin care, not just hair removal. Their fourstep processcombines skin cleansing, advanced skin protection, their ownalcohol-free wax and aunique formula to rejuvenate the skin. Plus,there’s no double dippin gand no recycling the wax. And they make iteasy to try: As a first-timeguest, your first service is free. Add theluxuriously comfortable surroundings, and you see why people keepcomingback for the UltimateWax Experience.
Details: www.waxcenter.com2349Vanderbilt
Beach Road; 514-5020
BEST MENU FOR CALORIE COUNTERSAND NUTRITION NOTERS>>Jason’sDeli
For those who want the fine print onwhat they’reeating, Jason’s Deli serves up full nutrition informationfor everything they serve up. And careful eaters will like what theysee.If it comes from Jason’s kitchen, there’s no high fructose cornsugar, no artificial trans fats and no MSG. Homemade recipes withreal ingredients have earned Jason’s recognition as a 10 Best byHealth magazine and Healthiest Choice for Kids by Parent’s Magazine.Andall that healthy goodness goes so much better with the free soft-serveice cream that finishes up every Jason’s visit.
Details: www.jasonsdeli.com593-9499
BEST SPA SERVICE FOR YOUR HOME>> Bristol Properties
Bristol Properties uses a “spaservices” real estate menu to go beyond the sale or purchase of a homeor property.Need your house or condo staged for sale? Like to auctionoff some surplus belongings? Want the move to your new home supervised?How about settlement representation at closing? Bristol’sconcierge approach to real estate simplifies the process of listing,selling andbuying a home. It’s a whole new world of real estateservices.
Details: www.bristolre.com352-6400
BEST BAR WITHOUT THE BAR FOOD>>South Street City Oven & Grill
The folks at South Street City Oven & Grill had chair. And of np never heard the term “bar food” intended as a compliment. So they don’t have any. Instead, they went for a Zucchini vs. Green Bean Appetizer, Sirloin and Blue Cheese Salad, Fat Noodle Alfredo and Ziti Napoli, and enough sides, soups and sandwiches to redefine “South Street” as the ultimate praise for food. There’s live music, karaoke and open mic nights, too — just to remind you you’re in a bar.
Details: www.southstreetnaples.com410Pine Ridge Road; 435-9333
BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE>>Robb & Stucky
Whether you like loveseats or couches,stools or a seat at the dining room table, the very best can be found at the venerable home furnishings company with showrooms in Naples, Bonita Springs and Fort Myers. Just a few examples: the sexy leather Bridget sofa; the elegant Alexandria dining chairs. For the den: theSonora swivel desk of course, Robb & Stucky has the tables,desks, bed frames and other accoutrements to
go along with all the seating.
Details: www.robbstucky.com; 261-3969
BEST FREE WIFI HOTSPOT>>Calistoga Bakery Cafe
When you need to check e-mail, update your Facebook status or browse the latest Tweets, bring your laptop or iPad to Calistoga. In addition to free WiFi and plenty of poweroutlets, you’ll also connect with gourmet soups, salads and sandwiches, artisan breads and pastries, custom roasted coffees and espresso, welcoming service and a sense of the community. Get some business done and stay as long as you like; lots of people come several times a day. And since you’re among friends, you can laugh out loud at your You Tube videos.
Details: www.calistogacafe.com7945Airport-Pulling Road, Coastland Mall and Gulf Coast TownCenter
BEST WAY TO FIND PEACE OF MIND>> Total Care of Naples Property ownership comes with headaches. Whether you’re worried about maintenance, remodeling or emergency repairs, Total Care can free you from the hassles, all foronelow annual fee. You get a personal caretaker and a customizediz program to cover all your needs on the home front. And they have a team of more than 60 select service providers who get jobs done on time and on budget. To solve your property headaches, take two minutes and call them in the morning.
Details: www.totalcarenaples.com598-2007
BEST EUROPEAN EXPERIENCE WITHOUT A PASSPORT>>Bice Ristorante
Without leaving town, you can take a culinary voyage right to the heart of Italy. Bice offers authentic Northern Italian cuisine and superb service in an elegant atmosphere that combines Old World charm with modern chic. And with menu itemslike Fritto Di Calamarie Verdire Con Salsa Al Pomodoro Piccante,Agnolotti Di Vitello Della Massaia, and Nodino Di Vitello Con Vegetali Misti AllaGriglia, you’ll feel and eat as if you were on a European holiday. Buonviaggio!
Details: www.naples.bicegroup.com300Fifth Ave. S.; 262-4044
BEST DISCOUNT THERAPY>>A long walk on Barefoot Beach
What would you look for in a therapist? A good listener? Someone who understands your problems?Someone who helps you feel better about yourself? No therapist can listen better and interrupt less than the sands and pounding surf of Barefoot Beach. This undeveloped barrier island knows your problems like those of thousands of others who’ve walked it before. And with a mile’sworth of listening and understanding, your walk back to the car puts you in a whole new frame of mind. Eat your heart out, Sigmund; the beach isthe new couch.
BEST PLACE TO STOP BEFORE THE BEACH – AND AFTER>>Wynn’s Market
When you’re headed for a day at the beach, Wynn’s is the perfect picnic outfitter. Hit the deli for imported salamis, aged European cheeses, and an assortment from the olive cart. Head tothe bakery for French pastries, Italian breads and Old Naples treats like key lime cake and coconut cake. And browse their more than 500 wines from around the world for a perfect picnic pairing (don’t forget the paper cups).
Then, when your day at the beach is over, forget about cooking dinner. Wynn’s deli has warm and cold entrees and freshly prepared side dishes, including eggplant Parmesan, lobster salad and huge Italian-style meatballs. Wynn’s is a sure bet, whether you’re coming or going.
Details: www.wynnsonline.com141Ninth St. N.; 261-7157
BEST WATER SHOW IN TOWN>>Sugden Regional Park
Everything here happens in and around the 60-acreLake Avalon, from kayaking and paddle boating to sunbathing on the beach or walking the trail around the lake. Summer camp programs for kids include sailing and ski/wakeboard for beginners and intermediate/advanced. Private lessons for waterskiing are also available. Don’t miss the Ice Cream Social on July 31 with free ice cream, entertainment, games and more.
Details: 4284 Avalon Drive; 252-4000
BEST NEW DIRT>>Naples Botanical Garden
The beautiful and bountiful flora of Southwest Florida — and the Caribbean and Brazil, too, in gardens alltheir own —thrive at the newly expanded and renovated Naples Botanical Garden. All the plants are identified. There’s a great gift shop, a delightful Children’s Garden, a birding tower and the River of Grass. Even if the only plants you like are silk, the Garden welcomes your participation in non-plant programs such as cooking demonstrations,artist sessions, Sunday brunches and monthly dog walks. There’s always something going on.
Details: www.naplesgarden.org4820Bayshore Drive; 643-7275
BEST DIVE JOINT>>Golden Gate Aquatic Facility
The jewel of Golden Gate CommunityPark, the aquatic center has a 25-yard by 25-meter pool (heated in thewinter and cooled in the summer), a children’s activity pool, a110-footopenslide, a 110-foot tube slide, two 1-meter springboards and one3-meterspringboard. Make a splash there year-round, except when theair temperature drops below 59 degrees.
Details: 3300 Santa Barbara Blvd.;353-7128
BEST LABOR DAY PARADE>> Clyde Butcher’sMuck-About
The only floats in this parade are theflora and fauna of the Everglades drifting past you. Yearround guidedswamp walksfrom Butcher’s Big Cypress Gallery have become a cultfavorite, and the annual Labor Day weekend Muck-Abouts are the perfectinitiation. Thisyear’s dates are Sept. 4-5. Join the marching bands ofconverts who nowsee the swamp as beautiful instead of frightening.Bring long pants,tennis shoes and a willingness to appreciate themysteries and secrets of Big Cypress Swamp — while you’re standingknee-deep in it.
Details: www.clydebutcher.com.41i n Ochopee; 695-2428
BEST SWAMP WALK WITHOUT THE MUCK>> Big Cypress Bend
Winding through the Everglades is anarrow thread of forested swamp approximately 20 miles long and three to five miles wide called the Fakahatchee Strand. “The Amazon of North America,” it’sthe main drainage slough of the southwestern Big Cypress Swamp. Beneath a protective canopy of bald cypress trees flows a slow-moving, shallow slough that’s warmer than the ambient temperature in the winter and cooler in the summer. The buffering effect of the slough and the deeper lakes that punctuate it shield the forest interior from extreme cold temperatures, and this fosters a high level of rare and endangered tropical plant species.
This vast wilderness that is the Big Cypress National Preserve is a mosaic of royal palm stands, cypress domes and grassy prairies dotted with wild bromeliads, native ferns and orchids. Resident wildlife includes a number of threatened and endangered species. The Florida panther, wood stork, Florida blackbear,mangrove fox squirrel and Everglades mink have all been seen within the preserve.
Access is limited, but at Big Cypress Bend, on thenorth side of U.S. 41 about seven miles west of State Road 29, visitors can walk along a 2,000-foot-long boardwalk to experience the beauty of a magnificent old growth cypress forest. Trust us: It’s worth the trip.
Details: www.friendsoffakahatchee.org695-4593
BEST GUY ON THE FLY>> Capt. Kevin Merritt
Joanne Fabrics and Michael’s aren’t exactly where you’d expect to find brawny fishing guide Capt. Kevin Merritt. Butt here he is, scouring the aisles along side avid crafters,in search of the perfect supplies for tying flies. When he’s not guiding in the Everglades, Capt. Kevin can be found making flies for special clients and teaching other anglers how to become their own fly-tying masters.
Details: www.NaplesBackcountryFishing.comor289-7228
BEST VIEW OF THE JET SET>>The Gordon River Greenway
If you like the thrill of watching the parade of private planes arriving on Fridays and leaving on Sundays,there’s agreat vantage point along the first installment of the Gordon River Greenway. Park at the commercial terminal on North Road and stroll along the approximately 1-mile length of completed sidewalk,which wraps around the perimeter of the Naples Municipal Airport. Beyond the airport, you’ll link up to a loop through the woods before thereturn begins. Stop here and marvel at the sights and sounds overhead(NaplesWinter Wine Festival weekend is a particularly busy time for air traffic). The Greenway will eventually stretch from Golden Gate Parkway, behind the Conservancy of Southwest Florida and The NaplesZoo, and down to a bridge connecting to the heart of the city.
Details: www.gordonrivergreenway.org/
BEST GHOST STORY>>Corkscrew Swamp
Ingredients for a ghost story: mysterious location, quiet and secluded, that hosts a rare, almost supernatural event. Picture a foggy summer morning on the boardwalk at Audubon Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary, with a direct view of a centuries-old cypress tree and its ghost orchid, an endangered speciesnative only to Southwest Florida and Cuba. This year’s ghost or chid bloom started in March and should become more active by July. It’sreason enough to make Corkscrew one of your summer haunts.
Details: www.corkscrew.audubon.org 375Sanctuary Road W.; 348-9151
BEST PLACE TO PLAY AROUND>>Cambier Park
New York City has Central Park. Napleshas Cambier Park. And for us, it’s just as wonderful. A favorite among children —and, therefore, among parents and grandparents, too — isthe playground. There’s a tot lot for the younger set, and the main area has lots to climb and explore, tire swings, water features and plenty of room to just run around. Public restrooms are nearby, as are ice cream stores. And if you’re there on a Sunday afternoon, you just might hear a free concert, too.
Details: One block south of Fifth Avenue South;213-3020
BEST PLACE TO RUN AWAY FROM HOMES>> Naples Grande Golf Club
There’s only one thing missing at Naples Grande Golf Club. This 6,955- yard, Rees Jones design, might be the only course you’ll ever play that is not surrounded by a golf course community. You’ll play amid pine hammocks, live oak and cypress instead of pool cages and patios. Named a top course by magazines Golfweek, Golf and Travel & Leisure Golf, Naples Grande Golf Club is right here in your backyard. Instead of someone else’s.
Details: www.naplesgranderesort.com475Seagate Drive; (888) 722-1267
BEST 19TH HOLE>>Sam Snead’s Tavern
It’s tough to say where the tradition of the 19th hole began. It just seems it’s always been part of the game to stop at a bar or restaurant after a round of golf. It’s easy,however, to point out where the tradition continues. Sam Snead’s Tavernis just the right mix of rich wood decor and golf memorabilia —collected by Slammin’ Sam himself. The menu is a mix of greens and courses, many from the Tavern’s oak wood grill. Just minutes away fromthe last hole at your favorite club, Sam Snead’s is the perfect tap-in, no matter where orhow well you played.
Details: www.samsneadstavern.com2460Vanderbilt Beach Road;592-9999
BEST WAY TO SEE NAPLES FROM THE WATER>> Naples Princess Cruises
Isn’t it time you had your own 105-foot luxury yacht with a full-time crew? This one even has two full-service bars,and whether your frozen tropical drink gets anumbrella is up to you. Have the Princess made ready to cast off for a sunset on the Gulf, a peek at the exclusive homes in Port Royal or a nature cruise amongst dolphins, eagles and osprey. Whether you’re looking for a night of entertainment, a daily public cruise or a private charter, permission to come aboard is granted.
Details: www.naplesprincess.comrincesscruises.comPort O Call Marina
Call Marina; 649-2275
BEST SUMMER MORNING EXERCISE>> Wednesday kayak toursat RookeryBay
Explore the estuary of the Rookery Bay National Estuarine Reserve in a kayak. Tours led by Rookery Bay naturalists include all equipment, paddling instructions and a lesson on the flora, fauna and fragile ecosystem along the way. Tours begin at 9a.m. and last two hours. Children ages 12-18 must have an adult present.
Details: www.rookerybay.org417-6310,ext. 413.
BEST UN-ROAD TRIP>> The Key West Express
This ferry service from Marco River Marina on Marco Island to the harbor near downtown Key West has reduced its roundtrip prices by about $20 — equivalent to about three more beers you can enjoy in the Conch Republic. Sip them knowing you didn’t spend six hours in traffic getting there. The three-hour excursion from Marco aboard a stable catamaran allows you to take in a flick in air-conditioned comfort en route or head up to the deck and watchthe water change colors from mangrove-muck to a shade of blue that reflects the sky. You arrive at lunch time and don’t have to leave port until dinner time. Or you can pay extra and sleep over in the southern most point of the United States. Either way, it’s a win as the most relaxing un-road trip around. Did we mention they sell adult beverages onboard? And you can take bike aboard, too.
Details: www.seakeywestexpress.com394-9700
BEST PLACE TO PITCH A TENT>> Collier-Seminole State Park
Campers of all kinds — tenters as wellas RVers and pop-up fans — can find the perfect spot at Collier-Seminole State Park. The second for motor homes and large trailers has 101 sitesand agreat playground; pop-ups and smaller campers find more privacy in a special section with just 19 sites. For all to enjoy when thes’mores run out, there’s a screened building with a small library,fireplace and reading tables. Want to really get away from it all? Try primitive camping along the park’s canoe or hiking trails.
Details: Reservations, (800) 326-3521;more information, 394-3397.
BEST SPIN AROUND TOWN>>A Segway tour
Hop on a Segway personal transporter and zip though historic downtown Naples in the company of a guide fromNaples Transportation and Tours and Event Planning. After a half hour of instruction, you set out on a 90-minute adventure that takes you by the Naples Pier, through Cambier Park and to the City Dock. Segway drivers must be at least 14 years old and weigh 100-260 pounds.
Details: www.nttep.com262-1443
BEST SATURDAY MORNING STROLL>> Third Street Farmers Market
Among the best recent news for locals is that the Third Street Farmers Market is now open year round for produce, flowers,pastas, cheeses, seafood, baked goods, prepared foods,jams, soaps, palm frond baskets and more. This is no ordinary farmers market, with vendors such as Bamboo Cafe’s French delicacies, Bucca Bones homemade dog treats, East Fork Orchids, Jimmy P’s Meats & Butcher Shop, Anita’s Guacamole and The Sauce Lady.
Details: Open 7:30-11:30 a.m.Saturdays; between
Third Street South and Gordon Drive;434-6533
BEST GREEN INITIATIVE>>Florida Gulf Coast University’s solar field
Talk about your bright ideas! FGCU flicked the switch on its 15-acre solar field in December, providing 85 percent of the power required to run three large campus buildings and reducing the university’s energy bill by roughly 18 percent. Apublic-private partnership with Regenesis Power LLC made the $14-million undertaking possible. The field stands at the entrance to campus, offering ashining example of environmental conservation to all who enter. Beside ssaving about $700,000 annually and reducing the university’ senvironmental footprint, the solar field serves as a model for other companies and institutions and will provide a working site for further research by FGCU faculty and students.
